Husband Quotes

I began as a passion and ended as a habit, like all husbands.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Helen Rowland (1875-1950) American journalist.

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but don’t know one who wouldn’t fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.
George Jean Nathan (1882-1958) American critic.

He is dreadfully married. He’s the most married man I ever saw in my life.
Artemus Ward (1834-1867) American journalist.

Being a husband is a whole time job. That is why so many husbands fail. They cannot give their entire attention to it.
Arnold Bennett (1867-1931) British novelist.

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Honore de Balzac (1799-1850) French writer.

If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
George Moore (1852-1993) Irish author.

A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband.

Can you support the expenses of a husband, hussy, in gaming, drinking and whoring? Have you money enough to carry on the daily quarrels of man and wife about who shall squander most?

Husbands, love your wives, and be not bitter against them.
Saint Paul (3-67) Apostle to the Gentiles.

A good husband makes a good wife.

Husbands never become good. They merely become proficient.
H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) American journalist.

There is only one real tragedy in a women’s life. The fact that the past is always her lover and her future invariably her husband.